Gardening in the Third Trimester: A Guide

So, you want to garden until the bitter end? Like MIA at the Grammys or Amy Poehler doing the Palin rap? Here's how.

The most important part, is having an exit strategy. This means always having a way to get back UP if you get DOWN. This can be a helping hand from a person, having a fully loaded wheelbarrow to grasp or having a tree that you can lever yourself up with. Having an exit strategy means you won't have a "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!" moment. It also means you'll more than likely be able to get yourself to the ladies' room before you dribble.

Yeah right.